is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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