Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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