I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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