I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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