Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
only if we run a train.
done.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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