dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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