one two three fourrrrnication!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
