Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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