Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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