White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
