Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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