You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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