I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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