we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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