fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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