I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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