Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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