It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I have already put on my inside pants.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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