Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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