I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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