I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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