Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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