Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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