When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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