When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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