The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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