I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just google imaged poop.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
