butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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