Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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