I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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