the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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