I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sext me about skeletons
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
how does that bad decision feel?
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