i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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