I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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