This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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