I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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