I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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