i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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