I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Small penises have feelings too.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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