Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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