I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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