Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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