she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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