I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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