She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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