found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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