I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
