Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just cropdusted the office
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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