You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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