Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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